
Why read this? Well, this blog covers a lot of ground, there’s
humour, love poems, introspective drivel, some Shakespearian
parrots thrown in for good measure, ghosts, and oh, did I mention
the original, off beat stuff too, such as alpine sheep smoking grass
(not the narcotic kind, but erm actual grass) and the musings of
bathroom plugholes? I have now.
Briefly, I’m 43, and live in a little town called Stafford in the UK,
not too far from Dr Johnson’s birthpace and Cannock Chase
which is a forest where Henry VIII used to hunt for deer,
hence locally known as “The Chase’. Or as the deer named the place
“Hide!!!” A concept they adhere to even to this day.

I’ve written on & off for about seven years, mostly off until
earlier this year (2008).
You may look at this site and think that there’s quite a few poems here,
and there are retrospectively, but in reality, most were written some
six years ago and I haven’t written anywhere near as frequently since.
Only a handful have been scrawled on paper this year, with a gaps of
many years inbetween, and I’m always unsure as to if they’re any good.

This poem blog is dedicated to all those I’ve known, who’ve been
there, come and gone, and have yet to be found, and that pretty
much covers everyone. Oh, and the kitchen sink, it’s always been
good to me.
Thanks for taking the time to drop by, and if you like anything, take a
few secs and leave a comment, it’s always good to know someone’s
out there! And that means you, Mrs Berg.
Matt
“If you’re going to brood, why not try your hand at some poetry?”
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Some pictures of Cannock Chase

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And Stafford

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May 12, 2008 at 9:49 pm
Love the comic..heh..
Mine would be more like “If you feel like mooning pull up your pants and write some poetry” (giggle fit commences)
May 12, 2008 at 10:48 pm
Lol, I just love the dry wit in that comic. ~smiles~
July 3, 2008 at 9:10 pm
Hi Soub,
I love the pictures of the Chase and Stafford, they trigger such nice and fond memories …
Great comics too, and I really like the whole site, had a look here and there, re-read some poems …
July 16, 2008 at 4:19 pm
Oh, hi Soub, nice to see you
And yes, I remember that walk with Hexe on the chase.
He was such an endearing little dog, chasing after thrown stones and then losing where they went, and then picking up and bringing back any ol’ stone just to please.
Glad you like the site.
July 16, 2008 at 4:23 pm
I’m not sure if you’ve seen this, but I thought it was quite funny/cute.
http://mattclendon.wordpress.com/2008/07/16/harry-potter-banana-phone
August 25, 2008 at 11:07 pm
Hi Matt
Just worked out who you are. Good to hear from you – hope life is treating you well.
– Claire
August 25, 2008 at 11:28 pm
Well, you took your time, Claire *smiles*
It was really nice to see you again after all those years, albeit briefly, in the coffee shop. One rushing one way, one rushing the other and meeting somewhere in the middle, unexpected, but like a gift to the memory of knowing you then when we were both in Macbeth.
Lovely to hear from you, please keep in touch.
September 2, 2008 at 10:09 am
Some good stuff here Matt; just started putting some of my pieces on WordPress having defected from Blogger.
September 2, 2008 at 8:15 pm
Tamiam, thanks for dropping by. Hope to read some of your writings when you get your blog finished.
September 25, 2008 at 4:24 am
Ps.. THE HIDE…ROTFL..am I weird for finding that immensely funny?
September 25, 2008 at 5:04 am
Only as wierd as me for thinking it funny when I wrote it down
October 12, 2008 at 1:29 am
Mighty lovely pics there Mr. Clendon.
October 22, 2008 at 1:51 am
Enjoyed the look at your home Matt, a far cry from life in Australia
October 23, 2008 at 5:38 pm
M.M. Clendon…heh I know what the other M stands for!!!
October 24, 2008 at 5:00 pm
Hey Matt, just checking up on you. Wow, what a beautiful area you live in.
October 27, 2008 at 1:56 am
Hey Bryan, good to see you
March 23, 2009 at 3:09 am
A tilted smile on a half-cast day..where we walked the paths unsteady..we may have not known where we were going…but our hearts were more than ready. (smile)
May 22, 2009 at 1:40 am
Well, you made me laugh out loud – “Hide!!”. Thank you for that.
What beauty you are surrounded by, Matt. I’m unbelievably envious. When I was walking home from work tonight, amid the towering confines of concrete and steel (also known as Chicago), I kept looking straight up at the blue sky, and yearning for all things nature. *sigh*
May 22, 2009 at 1:52 am
Ahh, “The Hide”, perhaps I should work that line into a funny/cute poem one day, it’s wasted in my blog intro! No, seriously, glad you found it a trifle amusing.
What’s this? One sec.
*is handed a letter by a mysterious messenger with antlers*
Apparently a group of deer have just read it too and didn’t find it in any way funny, and have decided to boycott any appearances next time I walk on the chase.
What’s new!
I think one year I saw what might have been a group of deer in the distance, then my binoculars steamed up, next moment they were gone.
May 22, 2009 at 2:15 am
It was a deerage!
Yes, its been a long day… Actually, a long week. Ah, well, time for slumber. Sweet dreams, my new friend Matt.
May 22, 2009 at 10:52 pm
Deerage being like road rage, but forestal inclined, I get it, must be why they have horns too. Incidentally, I looked up ‘forestal” for it’s latin origins and came up with this etymology: Middle English, from Anglo-French, from Late Latin forestis (silva) unenclosed (woodland), from Latin foris outside. You learn something accidentally new every day.
May 23, 2009 at 1:16 am
You are a loveable geek.
May 23, 2009 at 11:19 am
Well, I actually wish I knew Latin better than I do, and if that makes me a geek, so be it. Aut viam inveniam aut faciam.
May 24, 2009 at 11:42 am
Nooo, I meant deer-age instead of mirage! You’re so funny, though, “must be why they have horns too”.
As far as looking up the etymology of forestal, I do the same thing. All the time. One can never learn too much – especially where etymology is concerned!
May 24, 2009 at 4:15 pm
Yes, etymology comes first! About to be chased and trampled over by a pack of deer, do you escape out of the way into the bracken? No! Look up that word “stampede”!
May 24, 2009 at 9:53 pm
I happen to love geeks. As for learning Latin:
“Rem tene; verba sequentur”