Elfprechaunus minimus iritus

Green hat, green
tunic, and little tiny
nose. An itty bitty buckle on
a silver belt. Skips merrily, peeps
from woods when no-one is around,
cheeky critter. Tinkle, tinkle. Oh, li’l elf on a
shelf in a tree. The thief in the night. Spits
bird’s nuts, to
torment the dog
and pees on my
fish. One day I
Will catch him
mooning at my
window, keeping
me awake with
butt puckers.
Grrrrrrr

(On a mushroom)