Goldfish are stupid pets,
swimming around all day.
Swim to the left,
then to the right.
Looking into the bowl,
tapping the glass. Swim
to the right, and
Swim to the left.
Eating all day,
getting fat.
I’m thinking,
what you need is exercise.
So picking it up carefully
I launch the little fishy
right onto the lawn.
Figured as much,
no damn stamina,
only 25 sit ups.
