Hats

Matt: There is nothing good about a hat,
no one ever amounted to much in a hat.

Bekki: Except Churchill, he was rather dashing in his.

Matt: (pauses) Ok, maybe Churchill, but not dashing,
more sturdy looking, and that was because he was a bald and
his hat wouldn’t come off without squeaking, so he kept it on
throughout the war.

Bekki: What about Charlie Chaplin, he started the whole bowler hat craze,
he rocked that hat!

Matt: (pause) Ok, Charlie Chaplin was rather iconic, but he’s equally
known for his twirly walking stick and his moustache, not
forgetting his walk.

Bekki: And Lincoln. His stovepipe hat was classic!

Matt: Lincoln also had a wierd beard, you need a wierd beard
to set that hat off.

Bekki: Umm. What about Washington, Napoleon and The Lone Ranger,
oh yeah and Roy Rogers dude!

Matt: Cowboy hats are ok, but do we all want to look like JR from Dallas
and end up shot? As for Napoleon, damn silly French triangle hat,
enough said.

Bekki: Why do you hate hats so much anyway?

Matt: Cause I can’t wear one and not look stupid.

Bekki: (big grin) You know what?

Matt: What?

Bekki: There have been a lot of cool men in hats!

Matt: (small reluctant grin) Yeah, there has.

Bekki: But guess what?

Matt: What?

Bekki: There is one man who doesn’t wear a hat that is pretty cool too.

Matt: (confused) Who is that?

Bekki: You!

Matt: *puts on bowler hat* You forgot Oddjob.