Shark food

There once was a shark
called ‘Toothy Tom’,
who liked to tease rats
badly one by one.

When asked if he oughta,
chewing on a tail he said,

“Well, it’s like this,
I’m fed up with fish.

Simply had it with red scissor jabs,
old crabs give me scabs
and lobsters are trouble,
they’re mouthy and vocal

and I’ve no time for bass
or shrimps or arrogant king prawns,
who lie on the sand seabed bored,

but rats when submerged look daft,
they make me laugh”

 

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