32nd caller

“Hello guess what, you are the 32ND YOU’RE THE WINNER!”

“I AM? I can’t believe I just won!”, he said.

“Yes, believe it, you won!

“That’s great, what have I won?”, he said.

“Hey, let’s not get there too quickly, it’s good though.”

“Hmm, how good? I have to be out to buy groceries in a few.
What exactly is it that I’ve

“Groceries? I can’t give specifics,
but you’ll not need to go now!”

“The prize is what, gourmet food?”

“Let’s just say, your cat will never go hungry.”

“If I actually owned a cat that might be useful,
but I really have to go before it rains, have to go,

“Rains? You’ll never need to worry about that again.”

“What do you mean I won’t need to worry about
it raining?”

“This prize was made for you! Consider water
to be a slight inconvenience of the past!”

“You’re making this up as you go along.”

“I am not sir, this is bone fide.”

“Really? This is some adaptable prize. I don’t have
a sports car,
will it adapt to that? A private phone
number might be a thoughtful extra too.”

“Yes, funny you should mention the lobster,
it’s that special extra for being 32nd!”

“I didn’t mention any damn lobster.”

“Hey, congrats, you won it!”

“32nd? Wait a minute! This is the 32nd time
you’ve not been able to give away this

“I like to think of it as the 32nd opportunity.”


“Hello guess what, you are the 33RD YOU’RE THE WINNER!”

“Didn’t you just phone me a moment ago?”

“You won the bonus call.”



6 thoughts on “32nd caller

  1. Sharon says:

    God I hate those callers… interesting Matt 🙂

  2. nectarfizz says:

    ahahahhhahaahah (Bekki cannot laugh further…for she has fallen over…though her sides do seem to still be moving…)

  3. nectarfizz says:

    Hey, where did the boat poem go?

  4. Matt says:

    It was a ‘sticky’, it’s still there in past posts 🙂

  5. nectarfizz says:

    I found it..they can’t hide from me for long..heh!

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