Christmas is getting hot (acrostic)

turkey

Too soon Christmas comes,
Utterances of succulent breasts,
Resplendent meaty thighs and stuffing!
Knew if I said “Gobble gobble”
It’d be taken the wrong way.
Underneath the tree I’ll hide,
Yes, I’ll wear green, and pine.

~ A dyslexic, oversexed turkey.

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One thought on “Christmas is getting hot (acrostic)

  1. nectarfizz says:

    Dyslexic, oversexed turkey? (trying very, very hard not to giggle)

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