Tonight ladies
and gentlemen,
we have a special guest,
a celebrity.
Take off your shoes,
give him a hearty
round of applause,
and welcome to TCA.

You say you crick
at inopportune moments,
in sync with a country songs,
occasionally underwater
when it can’t be heard,
or during pauses at
awkward casting sessions.

Believe me, you’re not as
unusual as you may sound.

We can try to fix that,
admittedly though,
the country song influence
is of concern.

Everyone, give this guy
some foot space.

“My name is Kevin,
and I’m… a  toe cricker.

“I can crick Led Zeppelin,
on a good day
(even a little Slash),
on a bad one, the theme tune
to ‘Foot loose.’ “

Don’t worry, you’re with friends.

Mr Bacon, no, please,
you don’t have to demonstrate!

Toe Cricker’s Anonymous
is all about good timing,
and knowing when to put
a sock on it.


3 thoughts on “TCA

  1. nectarfizz says:


  2. nectarfizz says:

    I twittered John Mayer your poem…He’s a foot rub guy, but hey..the TCA takes all music makers. lol

  3. Matt says:

    Toe cricking, it’s a way of life.

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